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Competition Of The Year: Bumper Chrimbo Hamper
10th November 2004
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Our ice-meltingly hot news this week is of a distinctly festive variety and it looks something like this: to end the ten year anniversary what we've been celebrating in 2004 like we have phoned up a few of our old chums who featured on the 'decade:' compilation and come up with the PANDA BUMPER CHRIMBO HAMPER!!!

In a nutshell we have blagged current albums by Keane Supergrass Six By Seven Placebo 3 Colours Red Ash The Polyphonic Spree Hundred Reasons easyworld Death Cab For Cutie (not too difficult that one) Winnebago Deal The Music Seafood and Embrace.

Not only that but as well as those FOURTEEN compact discs the PANDA BUMPER CHRIMBO HAMPER will also include a brand swanking new fierce panda JACKET!! You heard. And some marmalade. And maybe a wee Christmas pud. And perhaps some of those buttery biscuits that old people like to have with milky tea.

To get your paws on the PANDA BUMPER CHRIMBO HAMPER you have to do one thing and one thing only and that is enter the fierce panda raffle to win it. And to enter the fierce panda raffle to win it you have to do one thing and one thing only and that is to go to the panda shop at and spend no less than a crispy fiver on the product(s) of your choice! Your order number will then be safely stored behind the panda microwave and on December 10th all the order numbers will be put into Simon Panda's excellent Russian-style hat (Look at me! I've got ears like a big dog! Ruff! Etcetera!) and a winner will be valiantly plucked from obscurity!

To get your paws on the PANDA BUMPER CHRIMBO HAMPER you have to do one thing and one thing only and that is enter the fierce panda raffle to win it. And to enter the fierce panda raffle to win it you have to do one thing and one thing only and that is to go to the panda shop at and spend no less than a crispy fiver on the product(s) of your choice! Your order number will then be safely stored behind the panda microwave and on December 10th all the order numbers will be put into Simon Panda's excellent Russian-style hat (Look at me! I've got ears like a big dog! Ruff! Etcetera!) and a winner will be valiantly plucked from obscurity!

Note that the closing date of December 10th means that the winner will have fully two weeks to decide how to distribute the swag. Would wee Jonny the gothic cousin like the Keane album? What about Winnebago Deal for Great Great Great Auntie Flora? And get yer paws off my bloody jacket! So get surfing kiddoes - it could well be your face that lights up like a big radiant thing when the postie comes a'knocking one cold winters morn.

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